Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Cfnm Dental Hygeniest

The genesis of a bully

I slit the ass. I would like to know who to work on these issues and to create recognizable necessarily have to put a name to everything.
Bullo.
That word is shit. Who endorses the use of these neologisms, bring it here that the jaw with a racket head in the mouth. Even the Wikipedia page dedicated to bullying calls itself a mixture of sociology and clichés, and even fucking spell-check of the word continues to be marked in red the word as if it was a spelling error or any of the swear words that I wrote.

Ok, I've beaten someone who did not want to give me his KitKat range: the cry of kit-kat break I heard her tibia break under my hands. I hid in the cupboard with the mask on Dario For and when the Italian teacher opened it I mentioned "Mistero buffo" and died of a heart attack. I threw down the wall that separated us the other class using the chair as a battering ram, and I filled sandwiches of which I gave a bite before launching them as a kind of hand grenade: I did it for 40 minutes.
I crumbled plaster, I put on the bench Mariasole and when she sat Did I blow in the face. Okay, you are allergic to plaster Mariasole: I filmed his anaphylactic shock and I put it on yotube with the title: "Hilarious! Girl dies in class. "
I filmed my classmates were crying while listening to The Cure for Battiato and I put the video on youtube I changed the sound of Blue by Eiffel 65, and I titled "Girls down crying for no reason."
I spread the nickname The Hole fastened her after that of 2d was born with a serious malformation, the skin of the buttocks did not follow the curve of muscle and close everything. I invented "The pile" a masterpiece of architecture that provides a pyramid of 34 tables resting on an area of \u200b\u200b3 square meters: the beauty of the stack is dropping, the roar that flows from it gives me a thrill that I feel only a few other occasions : When
piss in Lemon Soda Professor of Chemistry
When I fill a bag of tangerine peels
When the glue suit someone against the wall and we draw the head and hands
When clipping the faces from the saints and the attack on porn magazines
When I open a bag of processionary class
When praising the Jihad during the time of religion

It's all true, and it is also true that until a few months ago I was a boy, as you say, quiet.
But you must believe me, you can not keep me locked up here, I'm not crazy. Please, I told you exactly how it went, she told me to do this. I well recall, as had happened yesterday was an afternoon October, and I was in my room, I had finished my homework and I was reading an essay on the history of the cultivation of silkworms in the sixth century AD, had just finished copy in good notes, I was going to reorder in chronological order all my records of classical music, at one point when I ride her there. Two little ducks
identical with the yellow sunglasses. I do not see their eyes, but I feel their eyes on every inch of my skin suddenly bathed in a sweat of ice.
I would like to say something, but the air does not get that push up the complicity of the vocal cords, and sounds something like "hhhhhh". I remain silent and motionless a few seconds, the heart remains in the chest only because I have a strong chest, but has stopped pumping blood, and spread panic until the last capillary. A moment of a thousand years, an eternity of a second, then those little beaks open and speak with one voice. "Come play with us. The books you no longer need. We have work for you "

Thursday, February 7, 2008

How Many Times A Month Can You Tan

Prophecy

favors and rich rewards for those who deciphers the code quack.

talk and eat the turnips?
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hebephrenic evil and return the nano
natural, deep in it, maybe not appropriated
oligarchic
its redundant, false rottweiler
curses and seduces the beast named Clem
exhaustive, it takes a gulp

pyrotechnics stole beautiful burp
animate the canine digestive phase
will clean the viscera in ecstasy the progressive step
nano empties the stomach upward
embroidered with the ' acids former rottweiler
Astyanax comparison was lucky

gaudentissima expulsion as pump Erg
verbose instigating the magic of the proceeds
deafening, dog nano exit
liquefied like a gel
scored the enviable nano his goal with
fed and free of the threat
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Comparing Palme.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Gl;oryholes In Reno Nv

The letter to Santa Claus Matteo Vandalism

Oh Quack, at the invitation of the human reduced Matteo Vandalism, creature of which I have already mentioned in the previous report, I translated into alphabetic symbols land on its requests. For reasons still unknown to me, his communication is fluent and clearly to my ears, but not to those of humans, so I translated the lexicon that I have his thoughts. His letter is addressed to an entity revered by caste is not extended, better known as Father Christmas on earth. I intend to decode and analyze the structure connected to the same religion, the only certain items so far are two: he has the power to grant the wishes of the dominant caste ("children") and established a symbiotic relationship with a second cult figure better known as "Epiphany." My translation follows the demands of the vandalism.


Dear Old Man, which distribute generous playful joy on the day of the birthday of our Lord Jesus, who writes to you is a humble and unworthy admirer of your magnificent and magical work. To escape a gambling
take a narrow path, because of its slowness, washes over the abysmal precipice of tedium and redundancy, I will express myself with laconic speech.
am well aware that my conduct is far from being able to be yourself even considered among the ranks of the most diligent and deserving of praise. You are certainly in a position to judge my actions as reprehensible and unworthy of any form of satisfaction. It would have good reason. Nevertheless, believe me or famous: quaestio nothing about my intentions clear and good faith that has guided my actions.
Under the clarity of mind that I have no false modesty and even declaimed Imperishable fame that follows your deeds, I entrust myself to your Magnificence without fear and accept the Christmas gift that your kind heart, he wishes to agree to a self-gratification of my modus operandi during the year.
However, the rigid mindset that makes obsolete the behaviors of individuals that I have created, borrowed from the static nature of a society which is obtuse can surprise, requires clarification on my part not of a general ambition.
I will not be so mean to your eyes, if you dare to entrust this letter a so desire, that, given your proverbial infinite and omnipotent, it should not be difficult to achieve.
not yearn to vulgar material objects, do not flatter the lust for polychromatic toys, my only prayer is realized in the heat of the being the dawn of freedom that accompanies the individual.
Please break the chains that bind me to those who transferred me to life, he broke the rope biological blood that keeps me tied to them, changed into dry my roots, is ch 'I am no longer the result of that suit, walk back the path of descent and make my genesis nebula. Ancient
Oh, you make come true the circumstances that can give me to continue my journey alongside a much more worthy companion: I found a speech to my ears which is not disengaged blather but clear opinion on the world, she only understands me, and I compare his thinking. I beseech you: do not deprive me of the incomparable achievement of the logos, let me run away with the Huge Yellow Duck.

I refer to your stern but fair-minded assessment

With enthusiasm and vivid than timeless.

Matthew Vandalism

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Ice Skating First Date?

The dramatic signal Leoluca

kill me.
assassinerà me, kill me, maim me, I fredderà, I shall eliminate, truciderà me, destroy me, destroy me, I will delete. In one way or another it will. Choking, strangling, shooting, hanging, beheading, guillotine, making small pieces in small or large pieces to feed the pigs Uncle Hyacinth, or cremated in the microwave and then scatter my ashes in the Grand Canal.
No, none of this will, at least not properly before me tortured. I do not ever believe. For me to talk, to discover the truth that you think I do not want to tell you, I will submit to the most atrocious tortures, I martorierà the body into several parts, the strazierà with the most cruel instruments of pain, I sevizierà, if necessary I will rape by 'Great Dane Uncle Hyacinth (a man who looks like a creature that looks like a man) will probably force me to listen to "Forgiveness" by Tiziano Ferro in the rare studio vesion feauturing enhanced by Gigi D'Alessio.

"Matthew"
"Where's Matt"
"I do not know, dear,"
"Ha ha. Tell me where "
" ... "
" Leoluca tell me! "
But I can not tell what happened, or maybe what I believe happened, maybe it did not happen, maybe it's a nightmare, oh! Fuck these fucking needles hurt even in a dream. But it's not a dream. I do not understand. She went to buy some Christmas presents with his mother.
"Do not worry, go ahead, we are a bit 'men this afternoon, eh Matt."
"Yes, yes, do let them sleep and wakes up as soon as the bath, put him in the bath toys that he likes so much, like the pirate ship, he goes crazy. Ah, then let them drink a bit 'of milk, I recommend small children with crumbled cookies, and check if it is not too hot, heck the last time a drop fell on the tablecloth has burned a hole not seen since ... oh in short, be careful! "
And then she left, I took it, I put a little 'in front of the TV were the Teletubbies, which I think he likes a lot, I tried to make him laugh with some verse and dududu and titititi, and who is the daddy doll, but I only respond with grimaces that seem absurd for disapproval. Boh will be involuntary movements of facial muscles.
to bed now. Only twenty minutes. What was it now? Bath.
I fill the tub, warm water, bubble bath, a pirate ship. "Wait there Matthew, I'll get warmer. But where to put it, ah there it is "
I'll be back in the bathroom. Matt is gone. In the bathtub, along with pirates, hundreds of yellow rubber ducks, it seems an invasion.
The phone rings, I hasten to answer.
Silence. A silence that speaks.
other party know. A heart-rending cry
vomited directly from my stomach, "What you did to Matthew eh? Who are you, how much money you want, merde! I swear that if you touch regret it for life, where my figliooooooooooooo bastards ...? "
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